You are fucking stupid, my last name is in Spanish. “Del Cristo”. Ofc “of god” would make more sense over text but logically, I am mixed.
But thanks for trying to search up my name in here. I already found yours <33 luv ya
( Xiii Del Cristo )
But thanks for trying to search up my name in here. I already found yours <33 luv ya
( Xiii Del Cristo )
Imagine the dumbass that forgot I was Spanish and that I have a Spanish last name so they searched “ xiii of god ”
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I believe in him and he is there for me through sickness, life, and gives me each day to live on this planet.
I believe in him and he is there for me through sickness, life, and gives me each day to live on this planet.
by Loves God very berry much October 19, 2022
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A person that supports the streamer ZanB on twitch. He's very wholesome and they do it because they love his personality and his content.
by Sassy_Meowsissy July 18, 2018
Get the Cello God mug.an exclamation that can be used in many circumstances. it is a less profane version of "oh my fuckin god" and more positive. it can be used when something is funny, surprising, or maybe dumb.
Peppa: George, we won the lottery!
George: OH MY HECKIN' GOD
George: oops i've spilt your tea
Peppa: ugh oh my heckin god ur cancelled
Peppa: OH MY HECKIN GOD ! GEORGE LOOK AT THIS MEME i'm laughing so hard
George: HAHAHA OH MY HECKIN GOD
George: OH MY HECKIN' GOD
George: oops i've spilt your tea
Peppa: ugh oh my heckin god ur cancelled
Peppa: OH MY HECKIN GOD ! GEORGE LOOK AT THIS MEME i'm laughing so hard
George: HAHAHA OH MY HECKIN GOD
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Different religions have different gods. Roman God Of War is Mars. Greek God Of War is Ares. I could go on about different variations of Gods Of War for all religions but that isn't my point. I came here to tell you about Sparky. My religion's God Of War.
Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.
Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.
Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.
Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.
Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
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