Dutch Blow Job

Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.

Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.

by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024

pro-job

A blow job so deep you stuff the balls in.

Had a pro-job last night.

Sweet!

Sure was. This girl could practically lick my asshole while sucking me off!

by Shuaman October 4, 2018

Job

noice name for a person, everyone wishes to have one in there live.

person A: Hey did you do the music assignment?

person B: No, ask Job!

by AL_Mauri69 January 20, 2021

Cigar Job

The act of sounding with a cigar.

"Hey baby, can you give me another cigar Job tonight?"

by asmrrfy September 23, 2023

Job

Word used to describe something very frightening, disturbing and scary.

Often so disturbing of a word it can induce chaos or fear just by saying it.

John: That spider I found was so job
Unemployed Bob: Trigger warning for j*b please

by Jubomination June 3, 2025

hatchet job

A very, very, VERY messy way to kill someone in a video game, especially ones like Mortal Kombat or DOOM.

Scorpion from MK: Uh, that's a real hatchet job of a kill there.
Doomguy (who is covered in blood, gore, guts and limbs from head to toe): WDYM? This is cleaner than 90% of my other kills!

by Withered_Fredboi May 24, 2023

Trynna get someone else to do their jobs

Laughable attempt at a put down by someone who themselves rarely contributes anything to society in general. They do have a sick lid though and are known for being absolute gold on the smash.

I've had a blue WKD and now feel hard as fuck so I'll throw some shade on the work chat about how some actually useful people are always 'Trynna get someone else to do their jobs' I'm fucking hilarious!

by Boatsrcool June 24, 2022