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Take the wife somewhere nice

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?
by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021
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To Drown Someone In Smoke

To tell someone something disturbing about yourself and , quote on quote, “drowning them” in the truth.

It’s “drowning in smoke” because smoke is viewed as something unhealthy and overall not good.

The fact you’d be saying about yourself would be so disturbing that they would almost die of shock. And since they can’t forget it, it would “drown them”.
Tell me about what happened.”
“Man, it’d drown you in smoke if I did.”

You should tell him what Joey does.”
I don’t want to drown someone in smoke like that.”
by Por primera vez September 19, 2021
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all the sometimes

i dont understand people all the sometimes
by notivc November 17, 2021
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national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?
by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021
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piss on someone`s balcony

a way to show your respect (or disrespect)
OH NO! i broke the thermometer so i`m gonna piss on your balcony. i hope your brother isn`t around!!
//oops i pissed on someone`s balcony a few years ago.
//oops i piss on someone`s balcony
//oops
//oooops
//ooops
by idealanakvartala January 23, 2022
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let me tell you something

let me tell you something octogon vreedle, a mans food is his castle
let me tell you something manny armstrong, you want a piece of rath? you got a piece! but you just bit off a piece bigger than your stomach can chew

let me tell you something forever knights: nobody's ripping open nothin except rath!

*pew pew*
well thats your first mistake, when you shoot rath you just make rath mad!
by DarthPhoenix306 February 21, 2022
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National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
by Yeah133 May 22, 2022
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