simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps

"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"

by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025

Simmy

A nonchalant lil dude that likes scrambled eggs

(Typically indian)

Im just a little simmy

by simmyxz December 27, 2025

Simp King

A man who really isn’t a king but instead a man with no spine and doesn’t know how to stand up for himself.

Ken Urker is a total simp king because he is still with GRB who is a psychopath.

by Lovelydayitis December 28, 2025

Simp

A man who’s solid and unfazed in the world, but turns into a soft, affectionate little baby only for his girl. Deeply loyal, low-key obsessed (in a healthy way), keeps his inner child private, and somehow still pays his bills and provides for everything she needs.

He’s just a simp for his girl.

by heartonmysleeveboi January 13, 2026

bitch simp

A guy that dislikes a male or female because his friend dislikes this individual. They have no valid reason just simply because their friend doesn't.

Friend: "Ion like that nigga he took my girl"

Bitch Simp: "Shidddd ion like the nigga, he always speaking like I fuck wit him."

by Maconga October 27, 2017

Premium simp

A fellow who buys females premium snapchats😂😂😂

That guy ____ is a premium simp, he buys a pic every check

by Kr47y February 24, 2020

Lady simp

A desperate lady tryna hook up with whoever is giving her attention.

Damn look at Jennifer, she's going for the weird kid. What a lady simp.

by Smol.bbg March 13, 2020