* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom
Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking
Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking
by poptart pretender August 31, 2011
Get the Pop Tart Stalkingmug. by Lilnasxfan316 January 26, 2024
Get the Pop a bennymug. Where a person Has a death kink but only for sniffing "fart clouds" or "eating" until they become morbidly obese and explode into a bloody mass a very rare sort of "kink" that includes a black man featuring slave like actions feeding the featured person or character
by Randominister February 4, 2023
Get the Shniggle-popmug. An album released in October 16, 2015 by Gummibär. Songs in it include Gummy Twist, I Want Candy, Woof! There is Is, KikiRiki, Moves Like Jagger, Wati Wati Wu, Bubble Up, Gummy Style, Go For The Goal, The Locomotion, Gummy Bomba, I'm a Gummy Bear (The Gummy Bear Song), Monster Mash, Lucky Star, Lullaby and Xmas Town.
Jonathan: "My favorite album is Gummy bear party pop."
Suzie: "Really? Me too!"
Jonathan: "I guess we have more in common that I thought."
Suzie: "Really? Me too!"
Jonathan: "I guess we have more in common that I thought."
by aurriae September 25, 2020
Get the gummy bear party popmug. by LazerBeemz June 4, 2018
Get the Popping Offmug. The ultimate musical sacrilege.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023
Get the Pop Musicmug. by Kink __master__ June 6, 2020
Get the FLOOP POPmug.