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Punta Gorda Middle School

a middle school in punta gorda, florida.

upside: the teachers and staff are relaxed, just dont use the wrong stairs.

downside(ish): the students, 99% of them are only useful to get famous off of, whether its by befriending them or even a simple compliment. either way, if you want to get popular and get whatever you want whenever you want, just be nice and a little outgoing with everyone, and dress uniquely.

full downside: cuban spic retards who think someone is gay for no reason
Punta Gorda Middle School is a middle school in Punta Gorda, Florida. It quite literally is a brick-and-mortar school, on the outside that is.
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Red smith middle school

Legit the lamest fucking school to ever exist
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East lyme middle school

Home of the monkey insurance and bank corporation, East lyme middle school is a school in east lyme connecticut where monkey dollars are the main currency.

a man named jaywalking made monkey dollars
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Beulah Park Middle School

Random ass middle school located in Grove City, Ohio, where all the girls get in fights and spout a bunch of drama. Not to mention, every single Beulah sports team sucks. They always get beat by Jackson Middle School. Did I mention the fights? Although behind all of that, basically all of the kids are either gifted, and smart as hell, or just slow.
“Twin which school you go to”
“Shii twin, I go to Beulah Park Middle School…”
“Damn bro, that really sucks, I feel bad.”
Thanks bro.”
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Mount Olive Middle School

mount olive middle school made me depressed. the teachers are geeked. and the kids are worse

you should not be in middle school doing drugs buddy 🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️✌️
ur not tuff for vaping lil bro

mount olive middle school made my parents divorce

if you have locker 3782 just know i pissed in it
mount olive middle school is an asylum, mental hospital and all around prison
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Pussy in the middle

A girl in the middle of guys with their dicks hanging out, the woman sucks on any dick they choose
And whoever wins gets a blowjob
Any of you want a game of pussy in the middle
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The only tree in the middle of a desert

Trees are like love, the strongest ones are those that went through the most. It usually never start strong, it could be cultivated by a professional scammer who kept dying and a god who can't stop living. The god who never cared about mortals came to protect one. The man who saw bonds as currency made one that's worth more than life itself. The god, despite having a clear path to escape, found himself back at the blazing desert yearning for the mortal that roots deep within him a tree that can never fall, one that stood tall through the death of spring and the winter storm, one that not even time can kill.

The man who tried desperately to survive decided to lay his life down for his sunshine to win, begging to die a third time - the last. The all knowing god suddenly speechless facing the man he spent his lives to protect. surrounded by cactuses and the voices of the dead, they spent their last time fighting each other, each punch was a thousand sorry. carrying out the will of the dead, the god won the worst loss of his lives. He stared at the horizon beyond the cliff, bidding his farewell to his feelings and to this world as a whole. He walked towards the sky, spreading his wings yet he did not fly. Only then, the tree stopped existing
"I’m technically free of his bonds, but I feel like I’ve got this moral obligation now. I don’t understand— I can’t let him die. I just— I don’t want to see him go"

And so, even the most unlikely people can grow the only tree in the middle of a desert.
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