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by Trent Martini March 31, 2017
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The King

You are receiving head as a passenger and you have to steer as a passenger and give directions to the head giver in the drivers seat on weather to go faster or slower (Gas peddle or head). No one knows which is which. This is dangerous and uncondoneable.
Dickhead is in the passenger seat and the girl in the driver seat says," Want me to make you feel like a king?" he says yes and she leans over and begins to give him oral head. While steering for the driver The King suddenly realizes that when he asks her to go faster that the head giver doesn't know weather he is asking to give faster head or car speed.
by marblestackr June 5, 2022
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King bitch

The male equivalent of the term 'queen hoe'.
"I loved Cillian Murphy in 'Oppenheimer', that's my king bitch."
by gyalgirl13 September 3, 2023
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King Crimson

In my book, one of the GREATEST progressive rock bands that spawned in England and left an amazing legacy. Along with Pink Floyd.
They formed between 1968 and 1969 and first disbanded in 1974. After that, they returned in 1981...to be disbanded again three years later...then 1994 to 2008...and, their final round, 2013 to 2021.
While King Crimson is progressive rock, they drew inspiration from a wide variety of music, incorporating elements of classical, jazz, folk, heavy metal, gamelan, industrial, electronic, experimental music and even new wave.
Oh, shit. Did I mention Pink Floyd? We can't just leave out Yes and the Soft Machine.
Alfred: England has some really good bands-
Josh: Go ahead and name some.
Alfred: ...King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Yes, the Soft Machine...
Josh: (Why are all of them things I like?!)
by 7568ino November 2, 2023
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King Bader

Your superior. The one who everyone respects, better than you in everything. Behold my supreme power.
Abdulla nader: Ayo who's that?
Fazari: Don't you know? That's King Bader, our superior. I wouldn't dare disobey someone as powerful as him, neither should you.
Abdulla nader: Damn, I guess you're right, thanks for letting me know.
by #1 Winner at everything #1 October 2, 2021
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King 9

King 9 aka 4OUR L0CO, found in Dal and surrounding areas, most known for getting baked and losing a finger at a very young age. Professional playa. Big cock.
Person 1: Look it’s King 9!
King 9: Ay wsg
Person 2: Let’s ball up
King 9: Say less
by Mr.Shoomboom March 29, 2023
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