Spider eye

The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.

John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.

Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.

by TrixieCarroll January 23, 2020

Places finger on eye

It is another way of saying "I enjoy incest!" People who use it enjoy watching incest happen or enjoy taking part in incest.

Steve: Joe why are you so close to your sister?

Joe: Places finger on eye

Steve: oh, So "I enjoy Incest" is referring to you?

Joe: yee-haw

by Cathairwigs May 30, 2022

Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .

On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.

by HotYoungTechWizard October 4, 2020

STORAGE EYES

Because of NINE ELEVEN any thing that leaves your possession that goes into any compartment is subject to scrutiny.

Look it be a fool of me to store my suitcases JAY in these BART compartments for bicycles because it minute I leave STORAGE EYES would be looking with INTENT at my painful details of my possessions.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY August 31, 2021

eye swiper

Person usually white who runs their eyes or swipes their eyes in the presence of Asian people. This is probably the most arrogant racist gesture typically displayed but nonetheless it exists

Driving down the highway I encounter a band of eye swipers

by Pdpmagi December 31, 2015

Seeing eye bro

When two bros come across a very attractive female and one has to hold the other bro so that he can then keep admiring the female without running into obsticles.

This babe is a dime! Be my Seeing eye bro so I can examine that back half, bro!

by Lackdaddy January 31, 2016

big ol eyes

Something you need to stop staring at people with.

Spongebob: 👁👁
The Flying Dutchman: AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL EYES!
Spongebob: • •

by Yeehawwwwwww April 21, 2021