blue cheese finger

Fingering a woman with a yeast infection and licking it clean

No need for salad dressing I have blue cheese finger

by zelindra January 31, 2015

Chuck E Cheese

A goofy or a lame. Used for roasting your boyz.

Aye bro the Chuck E Cheese lookin ass is a lame.

by MestizoKid October 1, 2018

Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.

"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."

by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009

Spanish Cheese

What one does when big pimping my dog. ( Common misunderstanding of the lyrics from the song "Big Pimpin" by Jay-Z)

"big pimpin' spanish cheese" - Jay Z

by DigitalPimpSauce July 14, 2009

cream cheese romance

when you microwave a bagel and add some cream cheese just before having wild sex with it.

Zak looks awful happy today. He must have had another cream cheese romance last night. That sick bastard!

by Italian stallion July 1, 2006

bean and cheese headlock

when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.

Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth.

by TreeRatRecords December 3, 2009

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" comes from the latin words of "Homo Capti in Caseo", wich roughly translates to "Obama in Cheese".
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a tradicional food eaten in The United States of America to celebrate the precidency of the first Irish American President.
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a highly chaloracly dense food, at about 7000 calories per sandwich.

"No, really, i can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich or i'm gonna get a heart attack!

by Luk2 December 28, 2022