Water Berthing

The act of cranking your hog while in a pool, for the sole purpose to swim with your undeveloped children.

" Hey Josh, did you see what Connor did at the pool today?"

" Dude, I know. He was over there water berthing again."

by Ader Tistoff June 5, 2025

Pool water pussy

When a woman’s genitals are mushy or soggy and smell like pool water

“She had the worst pool water pussy ever

by sandywindbag June 12, 2025

water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world

Person 1: I really love water man, I drink it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: How is water delicious? Plus if you're drinking it too much you might have a water addiction.
Person 3: Yeah maybe you're right.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer April 2, 2024

a metal water bottle

oh fuck it fell

wooosh

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAANGngangang..

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT a metal water bottle WAS LOUD AS FUCK!"

by giggity spoilet April 5, 2024

Water poloing

The act of slapping items into a person’s anus while in a swimming pool.

I’m gonna go prank John by water poloing him! My water poloing record is 43!

by playboifarti72 April 9, 2024

Water poloing

The act of slapping items into a person’s anus while in a swimming pool.

I’m gonna go prank John by water poloing him!
My PR of water poloing is 52!

by playboifarti72 April 9, 2024

hose water grenade

A water balloon

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024