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Trump-Job

A Trump-job can refer to multiple different actions.

(1) The act of giving a handjob to a shriveled, old micro penis, while wearing a MAGA hat. Persons giving a Trump-Job form their hand into a white-power symbol, which fully encapsulates the racist micro penis with an extravagant amount of room to spare. These people are most often blonde, or closeted and self-loathing.

(2) A predictably failed business venture or political career, in which a person, with unscrupulous, unethical and ignorant ownership and management techniques devastates and ruins the business, country, employees and clients.
I would very dearly love to share the identities of people who have given a Trump-Job, but, alas, I am precluded from doing so by an NDA (a non-disclosure agreement).
by Indianasucks August 16, 2018
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Donny Trump

a donny trump is sumone no one likes. they smell, have no friends, get no pussy, and built like a ostrich.
friend 1- “hey you see that guy over there?”

friend 2- “yeh bro he a donny trump
friend 3- “word bro
by nyc mr clean January 22, 2021
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Donald Trump

The man who literally just saved the world, but people claim he is trying to start ww3
Trump attacking Iran's nuclear baaww was the right thing to do, to prevent them from storing nukes in there. Iran made a deal to reduce it's nuclear facilities in 2003, so I'd say Donald Trump did them quite a big favour by quite literally doing that.
by UltimateDoge June 22, 2025
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Trump shooter

Someone who gets paid to assassinate an old man, but can't hit shit and in turn gets turned into FED spaghetti
Lefty was hired by the left to shoot an innocent.

Come to find out he was just another TRUMP

SHOOTER. Poor guy couldn't hit a glow stick in a dark room full of Haitian nigger monkeys. What a Trumpshooter trump shooter
by Ohfckthatwasntmeth222 July 19, 2024
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Trump Trickle

When at the urinal and shaking off the last of the pee of the tip of a cock.
by Roma_v.s May 6, 2017
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Covid Trump

The name a Trump “patriot” had given his baby to remind him that his illegitimate son was born on the day he nearly lost his life, when he took part in the January 6 insurrection to unsuccessfully help the ex-president be re-elected undemocratically.
Diehard Trumpists or alt-right white supremacists would show unwavering loyalty to their Insurrectionist-in-Chief, and christening their newborn “Covid Trump” is one such faithful act of allegiance to the “anointed” one.
by MathPlus June 17, 2021
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Donald Trump

A term used to describe a demented old man. If someone is a Donald Trump that means that they ramble incoherently about unrelated topics.
by Balls Obama December 2, 2024
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