Dirt monkey

A guy that likes to butt fuck another guy

Shawn and Timmy work together. Timmy wants to be Shawn dirt monkey but Shawn likes girls.

by Champ69 November 21, 2017

nade monkey

a noob in fps video games (such as halo 3 or COD4) that has no skill and throws grenades like mad as his only way of getting kills.

"OMG these H4x0r faggots, i keep getting killed by random grenades. What a bunch of fucking nade monkeys."

by golfandlax June 23, 2008

Porch Monkey

A nigger

Get off my lawn you porch monkey before i hang your ass.

by bowenrbrooks May 7, 2018

monkey giggle

Noun
1)- A term used for something that you either don't know what it is, or think you might but don't want to know or say.
2)semen
3)the noise made while orgasming during angry sex

E1) girl:"whats that stain on your floor?"
guy:" thats just some monkey giggle"
E2) "it smells like monkey giggles in here"
E3) "hhheeee...hhheeee...hhheee!"

by DaSkrete March 30, 2008

steeze monkey

a bowl skate boarder that performs tricks easily with major style that cannot be mimicked

look at that guy shred, he's such a steeze monkey

by steezen skater16 May 24, 2009

Monkey's Marbles

For use when ladies are present, instead of mutt's nuts or dog's bollocks
Commonly used by professional photographers to describe the excuse of digital cameras as a work tool.

"...having a digital camera is the real Monkey's Marbles, you just take 1000's of shots... one of them has to be good, right?"

by Jim Fotographer July 28, 2008

monkey fister

Someone who fists monkeys

Wow, that girl is a monkey fister.

by MonkeyFister10101 November 11, 2013