Grandma’s a chill guy

I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked

Grandma’s a chill guy…

by Acidnigah January 16, 2025

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Get the Grandma’s a chill guymug.

Gui

No sense of humor, and smells bad.

that neckbeard is a total gui.

by poisinfrog August 2, 2017

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Get the Guimug.

Chin Guy

A person whom is specifically defined by the girth, length and prominence of their chin. Often an indication of sexual prowess or excessive testosterone.

Usage: Sure, i mean your dick is big, but 'bout that chin though?

"Wow, he's 16 and has such a massive chin. What a Chin Guy"
"I shaved my beard down so im more of a ChinGuy"
@7as - Discord Daddy.

by 7as October 19, 2020

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Get the Chin Guymug.

this guy, am i right

A fourth wall break that people use in response to stories or events that occurred.

Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?

by MmnmmMm June 28, 2020

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