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one pint of cum

Pouring one pint of cum into your stepsisters mouth and then barfing it back into you ass.
I need my daily one pint of cum Daddy
by DonkeyDonkey-923 February 1, 2022
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Add one to the statistic

This phrase could mean one of two ways:

1. Adding one to the number of suicides in general.

2. Adding to on the number of murders in general.

You may have to be smart to understand this joke.
1. You look depressed. You look like you're about to add one to the statistic.

2. You look like you are about to go to some plaza and add one to the statistic.
by Michael VII June 4, 2018
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one foot in the grave

To have "one foot in the grave" is to be close to death; depicting an elderly or sick person or animal close to death, or one with a life so pathetic that their life barely counts as living.
Carl lives alone, has no friends, and spends his days drinking till' he sleeps. You could say he's got one foot in the grave. // "Grandpa is 102 and has leukemia, I'm sorry to say it, but he's already got one foot in the grave."
by junkiii April 24, 2020
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one forty itch

the well-known British practice of waking up at 1:40pm exactly to catch the lunchtime edition of cult soap, neighbours. see also the five thirty five grind.
- Had a productive day?
- Well... got the one forty itch, then took in a bit of doctors and murdershewrote, then... went back to bed.
- Nice. Fancy a quick drink later?
- Well, after last night...
by selmabouvier December 18, 2003
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Tier one simp

A tier one simp is a person who usually falls in love easily. They post stupid things that normally annoy people like “he’s so cute”, or “ h love him so I can’t wit till we get married” a tier one simp usually says this while in the talking stage which leads to heart break if they never date there wanna be partner
Person: “ my crush is so fine and cute I love falling asleep otp with them I love them”.

Another person: “ ugh ur such a tier one simp u can’t love someone ur talking to
by Penut❤️ October 22, 2020
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One Hit Wonder

Person A: Hey do you remember Trapt?
Person B: Oh yeah the one hit wonder? They have like one good song called HeadStrong.
by JebbusChrist August 7, 2020
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One game warrior

A one game warrior is someone who is only good at one game and brags about how much better they are even though they are only good at one game and lose to you in all the rest
“OGvDeadshit is a one game warrior
by 47Slabside February 23, 2022
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