Natural Hand Warmer

When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm

I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside

by shacka October 11, 2019

Second-hand listening

When you hear a piece of music not as a full-song but as a snippet being used in other mediums, such as for a meme, advertisement, movie scene, TikTok, etc.

"I just realized I know this song, even though I never directly listened to it or knew its name."

"Yes. That's called second-hand listening."

by Mayhem.Projector February 24, 2021

The ‘fuck you’ hand

The fuck you hand is when you flip your wrist and spread your fingers out slightly.

“Hey are you flipping me off?” “No, I’m giving you The ‘fuck you’ hand”

by Pippa_Fitz-Amobi January 28, 2024

shake hands with the boss

To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)

I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*

by Dr Akula May 18, 2015

Second Hand Snitch

A person who hangs around the breakroom listening in on conversations. When they hear someone talking about a employee breaking a minor rule they'll report to the boss what they heard. The victim will never know who turned them in.

Bill was the boss's favorite Second Hand Snitch.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 26, 2021

Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.

Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.

by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022

ecstasy hands

A disorder where someone can't contain their hands and love the sensation of their hands running over things

Kayleigh had ecstasy hands man. She couldn't stop rubbing my beard man

by Gruntsman July 2, 2017