Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

by proooj February 29, 2016

Mint cat of randomness

(Noun)

The flying mint cat of randomness is a ancient cat that will grant you one wish and you can teleport to one show or anime

"Have you heard about the Flying Mint Cat of Randomness I heard it lives in you closet"~random person

by Firewolf 360 March 25, 2016

bump cat

Lesbian intercourse

Scissoring
Rubbing pussies

"Stacey and Susie are about to go bump cat."
"Those lesbians."

by Slancs April 2, 2016

cat uterus

The squishy thing inside a pussy. Not your girlfriend's vagina, but an ACTUAL pussy cat. Taken out from your pussy's pussy during spading.

Dude when I get high, my favorite food is cat uterus.

by Kat Cuterus April 9, 2016

Cat

Cat:
A cat is a mammal with soft fur who likes milk and may scratch so be careful the can be harmful if they don't receive milk.

whoa look at that black cat... better not cross paths with it!

by donkeygetoutofmaswamp November 12, 2018

Cat

Fucking hairballs with knives attached to them

"Dude, a fucking cat just scratched me."
"That's because it's a hairball with knives attached to it."

by A Fucking Cat Person November 15, 2018

Cats

Cats are adorable cuddly creatures

Omg look at that adorable cats

by Bellacat November 22, 2018