Fish

A zesty guy that loves to touch and stroke mens legs when he is intoxicated. The love of his life is Ki Ki

“Fish touches men after a few beers”

by Hoshosmanne August 4, 2023

Pasta Fish

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset

“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish

by anonymous June 20, 2023

Story Fishing

When someone posts something specifically aimed for someone else to respond.

“I left her story and she put me back just to post something specifically aimed at me”
“Dude that’s story fishing”

by Glockguzzler420 February 10, 2025

The Kentucky Fish Race

Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.

Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?

by DA Big curly July 19, 2024

Fish

An aquatic animal with fins and scales.

Leena is a fish

by Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit October 8, 2022

Triggy Fish

(n) an ironically and tragically named fish born to a Mama Grizzly with irreparable mental damage that struggles through life only to leap from the water and be eaten by aformentioned Mama Grizzly and chased by a warm cup of tea.

Eating a Triggy Fish can lead to bloated self-importance, idiotic and alienating thoughts, a desire to "tea-bag" strangers who don't agree with your views, diarrhea of the mouth, and double standards. Side effects are easily contagious via Twitter and can spread more easily to children in cold climates that can enjoy views of Russia from their homes.

I took my friend to the hospital after eating a Triggy Fish because he started rambling about evil Kenyan-rooted Socialism and how awesome it'd be to shoot endangered wolves from helicopters while rambling about how we should seceed from the US. The doctor gave him 2 doses of 'Wakethefuckup' pills and he was better the next day.

by mooseranger December 9, 2010

Stink fish

Kathy Damron her butt stink it’s always in my face and it smell like fish actually the whole sea

You smell like fish mrs damron and you stink fish

by Unknown lays March 4, 2020