Poop snake

A very long turd.
Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 08, 2021
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Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft
Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.
by Fing Fang Foom September 23, 2019
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poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025
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poop filter

a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews
"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017
by FlashlightMemelord January 05, 2018
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Poop-lop-mc-gop

A god, creator, and supreme being. A god who many aspire to please in his poopy ways.
Oh Poop-lop-mc-gop how I wish to please you.
by April- February 07, 2021
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Fat Poop Potato

a smoll ugly stupid little boy who cant exercise well or is to sluggish to.
Me: *looks in the mirror* Im such a fat poop potato
by Mr. Beanbottomboi October 15, 2020
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Poop Hat

The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".
I pooped my dad with the Poop Hat today using great force.
by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022
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