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Forest Rock

A derogatory term used when talking about new wave of Black Metal (namely American bands) remarking shift in lyrical themes from death and darkness to nature and loneliness, and improving the quality of production. Used mostly by Black Metal purists so they can distant themselves from people the consider "untrue".
Person 1: Been listening to some Black Metal recently?
Person 2: Yeah, found out Agalloch, and absolutely love them.
Person 1: Man, I asked you about Black Metal, not Forest Rock.
by chaseme2thesky December 14, 2014
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surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"
SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.
by Brewing logic November 20, 2016
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Rock hard

Describing a rock’s density.
Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”

Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”

Guy 1 “what?”

Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”

Guy 1 “oh.”

Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”
by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023
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Jailhouse Rock

The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was a purple gang
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Number 47 said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, Rock, Rock
Sad Sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake
No one's lookin', now's the chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock-
by Death Menace April 5, 2023
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Rock a hoola

Someone or something that was once hot but is now deemed irrelevant and defunct. The origins of this term come from a place originally called lake delores water park in newberry springs.ca. in 1998 or 1999 it was rechristened as. The rock a hoola water park.and enjoyed a successful run until 2004 or2005 when a park employee was involved in an after hours waterslide accident. The. Park never fully recovered financially.and closed a few years later. It is now abandoned.
Man.that house band used to be hot. But now it's just rock a hoola!
by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021
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mustered rock

high quality crack cocaine . Mustered referring to the color yellow .when crack is yellow the cocaine used to cook it was pure
I went down to the spot and I got hooked up with dat mustered rock
by dream cacher nm May 13, 2015
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Rock

Dwayne The Rock Johnson. He is a meme, with godly eyebrow raising powers. Also, Face Off is literally the best song in the entire history of the entire history of histories of songs and the world.
Rock: So what's my motherf***ing name?
Literally everyone: Rock!
by banana overlord February 7, 2022
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