Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.
Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?
Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?
Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!
Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.
Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?
Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!
Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.
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Young girl: Daddy, I’m sorry but I didn’t wipe my butt good enough and now my Bluey undies have a POOP SCRAPE
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Get the Poop Scrape mug.Typically an adolescent who is overly friendly, shares too many details of their life which are largely fabricated, and wants to be your best friend even though you just met. Often disheveled in appearance with a perpetual red Kool Aid stain around their lips. Another defining characteristic is consuming discarded food (typically sweets) left out in public, not out of hunger, but just on impulse. They lack any form of social awareness and boundaries. Unfortunately, they are often from broken homes and families of neglect.
Hey Eric, you know that cupcake that got left out on the park bench yesterday? I just saw that poop kid who wouldn't leave us alone earlier go over and eat it.
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The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.
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