National Pick Up Rachel Day

on November 5th you can pick up Rachel and throw her.

I yeeted Rachel on National Pick Up Rachel day

by Orange_cheerio October 23, 2020

National fuck your Classmate day

6 November is national Fuck your classmate day, go fuck her

fuck your classmate day is a day where you get to fuck your classmate without anyone saying anything ab it!! National fuck your classmate day is good af

by Ananas95brekung October 31, 2020

National suck Michaels dick day

Are yall tryna suck Michaels big dick on national suck Michaels dick day because I sure am

National suck Michaels dick day is pretty fun huh

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

national snap me back day

snap a b!tch back holy christ

“it’s national snap me back day but i’m still on delivered”

by ya lol October 9, 2020

National Appreciate Your Girlfriend Day

October 16th, I now declare, be national appreciate your girlfriend day, this goes out to my girlfriend, she's the reason I came up with this.

"Today is October 16th, National Appreciate Your Girlfriend Day, I must go and show my girlfriend some appreciation for always being there for me!" Billy thought to himself.

by NexusWolf October 16, 2020

National Punch Short People Day

The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.

"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"

by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020

National hug your partner day

May 16th is national hug your partner day! Give your partner a hug and tell them how much they mean to you!

You: *hugs*
Partner: thank you but why?
You: it’s may 16th! National hug your partner day :)
Partner: *hugs*

by Thegaysaur November 8, 2021