God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers

Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not

by Hezik November 19, 2022

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Wrestle with God

So, when David "wrestles with God," Does he THINK about the CONCEPT of God so hard that he sprains his ankle or does he trip on a rock or...

Hym "Well, what it sounds like is I'm allowed to be either neutral or in favor of God but not allowed to wrestle with God and win. And then I think: No."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2024

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The God of Nades in the Game Forward Assault is vqb. With his longus schlongus he just throws the nades directly in to the bundas of his Pub randoms. Hes known for having the best Nade spots and doesnt touch grass just to go into practice mode and try nade spots.

.ud fa nade god

by Prqne March 5, 2023

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God

A person named Urica. Totally not my friend

Oh God!=Oh Urica!

by anonymous May 18, 2021

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god luck

Initially a misspelling of "good luck". God luck is believed to be a more potent way of wishing luck upon someone. By adding this phrase to your repertoire, you add divinity. God luck out there.

alexjones4ever: im gonna go eat, brb
animeman12345: god luck

by Ymirok March 13, 2018

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Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).

How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”

by Hxrvey May 23, 2018

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