douche

is a person who is an buthole.

you are a douche.

by hype beats October 29, 2018

Douche Canoe

Austin W.

Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend*
My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"

by JessDancer26 October 29, 2018

Douche-McGouche

An individual of questionable morality who has taken the art of douche-baggery to new heights; heights so high it is almost unfathomable.

Person A: Hey, how was that new photographer?
Person B: He ate nachos and hit on our co-workers. He was a total Douche-McGouche

by David Krapinschitz November 14, 2018

Douche Canoe

A canoe of douche; also known as Wilk Nasty

That guy is such a douche canoe

by ray90 November 15, 2018

Douché

From the combination of the words douche and touché, douché means a kinda dick move, that’s clever, witty, and deserved to a degree.

Friend A: In the coffee shop, the people next to me were loud and rude. They found the perfect name for their new business, so I just bought the domain name.
Friend B : Douché

by Gucci Cannibal November 19, 2018

Douche Nozzle

THE mega DOUCHE... leader of all douche bag like fagwads, and only one compared to Nigward himself may express the term known as "Douche Nozzle"

DUDE, you are such a hecking Douche Nozzle

by Douche Lord The Great 6969 January 1, 2019

Douchebag

Way to say someone is an asshole, or jerk. Term used by 90's kids and has now made a resurgence in the 2010's.

Personal device for women to clean their vagina after their period.

The editors of urban dictionary are douchebags!!!

by Lil' Bitty January 3, 2019