Person 1: Don’t go to that pawnshop, they’ll offer you $50 for your $500 gun you’ll get absolutely M80’d.
Person 2: what the hell does that mean?
Person 1: they’ll take an M80, rub some Vaseline on it, and shove it up your asshole and let it rip as they hand you a $50 bill.
Person 2: well it’s probably your fault for going to a pawnshop at two in the morning on a Wednesday, of course you’re gonna get m80’d, the only people there are crackheads feening for their next fix, or hookers trying to spell shit they stole from their John’s.
Person 2: what the hell does that mean?
Person 1: they’ll take an M80, rub some Vaseline on it, and shove it up your asshole and let it rip as they hand you a $50 bill.
Person 2: well it’s probably your fault for going to a pawnshop at two in the morning on a Wednesday, of course you’re gonna get m80’d, the only people there are crackheads feening for their next fix, or hookers trying to spell shit they stole from their John’s.
by TheLoaners April 10, 2025
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When you are about to insert your meat stick in either the front or back door and all of a sudden you pre ejaculate in the crevice of your partner crack and now you are in denial. Hence why it’s called D-Nile river! D from your Dick, Nile like the river. Denial because you are ashamed!
by AR13$ November 3, 2022
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