Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

by Jared March 24, 2004

Moses Brown School

An elite independent school located in Providence, Rhode Island. Founded in 1784, Moses Brown is a nursery through grade 12 school which boasts rigorous academics and exceptional athletics.

That kid from Providence is brilliant- he must be a graduate of Moses Brown School.

by MosesBrown May 17, 2006

lump of brown smell

poop
turd
thing that goes in the toilet and isn't pee. Usually comes out of your bum. If it doesn't your hopefully got the wrong thing. If you don't you should really see a doctor.

That lump of brown smell is stinking up the house! Take it outside! It shouldn't be sitting there on teh dinner table like that!

by anonymous September 29, 2003

Brown Sign Language

As Urban Dictionary is to Webster's, Brown Sign Language is to American Sign Language. A collection of lewd or outrageous terms communicated in 'slang' sign language, BSL is used by deviant strands of the hearing-impaired community and their miscreant, funk-loving friends. Using common-sense hand gestures to represent graphic activities, BSL is absolutely inappropriate for respectable family settings.

Todd and Eric were telling jokes about wet dreams in Brown Sign Language at the wedding reception when they realized the bride's parents could read their signs from across the ballroom. Fortunately, the bride was a patient woman and eventually forgave them for using BSL in front of her family.

by Chappy Sinclair October 25, 2006

Raider Of The Brown Ark

30 something balding bread bitch who likes to penetrate loaves of Mighty Soft with his white-bread limp cock. When he's not delivering loaves of cum dripping crumpets to the unsuspecting public, he's jacking off to the latest spread-eagle internet shots of Miriam's massive love train. A general fuckwit.

That Fox is such a Raider of the Brown Ark! Did you see the way he was checking out Wilcox's ass?

by ABFS July 2, 2004

brown trouser snake

turd, poop, crap, shit

A brown trouser snake is playing peek a boo with my asshole.

by themiss2001 March 13, 2011

Laying a brown egg

To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.

John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.

by Captaindeadboi May 6, 2021