John Derek

John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.

John Derek is so dreamy, I love him more than life!

by SextantIsAFunnyWord December 17, 2018

John Clay

An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.

STFU John Clay.

by King of Salads October 16, 2020

John Douglas

A kid who has a schmeet and sucks at 2k and crys when he gets kicked out of the xbox party

John douglas is gay

by daniel tubby September 30, 2020

John Douglas

That cunt with the fucked knee.

Also eats poo from the pan

Man 1 - Whos that man with the sore knee eating poo

Man 2 - oh its just classic john douglas

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 January 30, 2023

John Yakuza

he is kiryu kazuma but people just call him john yakuza

"Do you know the main character from the hit games The Like A Dragon series?"
"Yes its John Yakuza"
"Kill Yourself you worthless piece of shit"

by makimer March 4, 2024

John Palmer

A person who likes to spy or snoop from inside their own house to the outside world - as from Australian show Home and Away.

“Stop being a John Palmer, and come do the dishes!”

by Pocket changa December 19, 2020

John Blackbaud

John Blackbaud is the man who created the hit school website Blackbaud. He founded the Blackbaud Foundation for Homeless Children in 1592.

Hey did you know John Blackbaud is the best?

by Andygub321 May 11, 2025