Papa John

Papa John is a black man.

HEY YO DID YOU SEE PAPA JOHN? HE'S SUCH A NIGGER

by UncleNiggerJim69 June 16, 2018

John Nonny & Dan Shaba

Two guys who used to make puns together and became famous as "The Pun Guys." Now they ran out of ideas and they just do whatever random crap they want, occasionally with puns sprinkled in to remind you that they used to be the most legendary pun-making group on the Internet.

Remember when John Nonny & Dan Shaba made puns?

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2023

Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.

Damn I think he has Johns Disease

by 1153011 March 20, 2019

John

A really common first name in the United States of America.

John.

by tarshboy69 May 31, 2021

John Doe

The Roblox player who is not a bad guy but people believe he is and try to kill him with guns.But he soon turned into a hacker.

That man is being a John Doe.

by grim reaper reaper January 22, 2020

John Moonman

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.

"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."

by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022

Hurry up, John!

A made-up idiom that is used to someone when they're too slow.

You're so slow, hurry up, John!

by The Charge-Striker April 17, 2022