Grandma’s a chill guy

I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked

Grandma’s a chill guy…

by Acidnigah January 16, 2025

ill block every guy for u

fucking in love with you.

"ill block every guy for u, i only want you"
- i love her

by hesmineonly March 27, 2023

Gui

No sense of humor, and smells bad.

that neckbeard is a total gui.

by poisinfrog August 2, 2017

two french guys banging at a sleep over

two french fries and a bacon cheese burger.

can i get uh...two french guys banging at a sleep over

by fox fox April 25, 2024

Urban dictionary guy

I don’t know what their proper title is. I hope their day is great if they read this, which they probably will because they are the ones that clear the request to post this. Have a wonderful day!

Guy 1: damn, those urban dictionary guys are pretty cool.

Guy 2: I know, right? They’re literally “🗿”

by MyNameIsCalvin July 20, 2024

flower guy

A man who likes flowers.

I like flowers. I’m a flower guy.

by Flowerguy123 April 5, 2023

GX Guy

GX Guy: Someone who’s parents are very well off, and live in a wealthy area. They are often given ridiculous amounts of money by their parents, browse holiday packages in their spare time, and are typically very naive to the real world.

Person 1: “This is ridiculous, my Dad only gave me fifty quid this week! I can’t believe it!”

Person 2: “Shut up; stop being such a GX Guy.”

by Cap’n Borty March 11, 2020