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Goofy guy

Aidan get you cock out of your brother you goofy guy
by Betterthanaidanatcod August 25, 2022
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The Guy

A man of great mystery whom of which has a peculiar skill set allowing him to be relied upon for various tasks day or night.
"You got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage?" It's time to call The Guy.
by mouthybard August 29, 2022
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Guy Best Friend

If you ever have a choice between a boyfriend and a guy best friend, pick a guy best friend.

He acts annoying as heck, but he's funny, sweet, and caring around you. He can always put a smile on your face and makes you laugh so hard your stomach hurts. You'll like him eventually, and he'll like you one day, but that won't get in the way of your friendship. You two have such a strong bond. You tell him everything, trust him more than anyone, and love him to death (but not romantically). Your friends always joke about you two being a couple or getting married one day. You spend every second you can with him because he makes your life so much better. His hugs are the best, and he'll always hold you when you're sad. You two have so many inside jokes and so many memories together. When something amazing happens, you always go to him first no matter what it is. He's the goofiest, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, and you two are always acting like crackheads together. The bond between you is inseparable, and you'll probably stay friends even as adults.
I have a guy best friend and he means the world to me. I'm so scared of losing him next year when we leave our middle school and possibly go to different high schools. Thank you for always being there for me <3
by justadepressedteen<3 August 31, 2022
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Sports Guy

I'm a sports guy because I'm sporty
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The Guy Code

If a guy friend asks to hang out. Another guy may never back out to hang out with a chick. The only acceptable time to back out is if sex is involved. If no sex is involved, the only way for the guy who backed out to repent is to buy the guy who asked to hang out food, beer, or a full tank of gas. If food, beer, or a full tank of gas is not bought, it is acceptable to shun the guy who backed out for a maximum of 24hrs. But this action is not required. It is also acceptable to give him shit for it. But if the guy who backed out tells you to 'Fuck off', the guy who asked to hang out must cease the shit talking immediately, and never bring it up again.
Example A:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, but I scored last night! And she was a straight 10/10"

"BRO NO FUCKING WAY! GOOD SHIT MY GUY!"

Example B:

"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, let's go to the bar. On me. I know the guy code"

"Alright bet. I'll be over in 15 mins."

Example C:

"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, I almost scored last night. But we can hang some other time."

"Sorry man, yesterday was my day off. I can't for another 3 days. And you know the guy code"
by mysourceisthatImadeitthefuckup September 5, 2022
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guy

guy is the best character from the hit game taxi rider, has a loving wife (gal) and a dumbass son called timmy
guy is quite, smart, strong and has lost his sanity completely
guy is known for wearing a blue shirt with white sleeves and jean pants
guy overall is used to describe someone who insane, but still an absolute chad
person: that man just single killed an entire gang by himself!
someone who saw this: what a guy!
by TrustMeItsNotBanna September 6, 2022
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Main Guy

Gender neutral definition of anyone having the the lead on a job or project where the workflows are separated between people.

The lead actress of a movie.

Lead host of a podcast.

The foreman of a work crew.
Im the main guy, she's the other guy.
by Jules Elysard September 8, 2022
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