Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

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Golden water board

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.

Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board

by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025

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When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.

You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.

by veggiegator August 1, 2013

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Dooty Water

When a black girl and/or an extremely ugly white girl with pimples walks by and a guy says to his other guy acquaintance that she is "Dooty Water".

*Black Girl walks by*

Guy 1: Nigga she is some DOOTY WATER!

Guy 2: Ahahhaah bruh you are right!!!

by Zythar December 31, 2010

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All shit, no water

All shit, no water can describe a bad situation with unfavorable conditions. This includes a complex interplay of various circumstances, potential negative outcomes, and emotional distress, often characterized by uncertainty, risk, and a perceived lack of control. It can manifest in various forms, ranging from personal crises and interpersonal conflicts to broader societal challenges and global emergencies, each demanding careful assessment, strategic decision-making, and resilience to navigate effectively.

Ah, all shit, no water! I forgot my history homework, the teacher gonna kill me!

by yellowunocard August 14, 2025

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Flowing Water

Water that is either flowing up and down or considered a wave or either just a way to say how the water is flowing down a river or a huge deep down from a large mountain of water.

Hey Dave Look! its Flowing Water across the whole town!

by misutu August 1, 2023

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