Skip to main content

carve up

To play a practical joke on someone. yet another Bogan saying from the Rugby League loving Australians.
a) Lets send your dad to get his Johnson smoked at the local brothel.

b) OK, but it would be alot funnier if he got smoked by an Asian ladyboy. Even better if he only found out she was a ladyboy after he blew!

a) That would be a carve up.

b) It would be a deadset gee up.

a) true story talk about having to man up.
by jango fett August 16, 2006
mugGet the carve upmug.

Turnt up

The act of going crazy at a party;Wanting go to a party for an awesome time!
Lily:That part was so sick last night!
Julia:Yeah we were so turnt up! Lol
by Justin's OLLG August 31, 2013
mugGet the Turnt upmug.

up to snuff

n; adjetive; advert (usually used with a verb) antiquated; History not known by writer

up to a better condition; up to an acceptabel standards to better; to improve; restore to the original condition or a state closer to the original
I want my house to be brought up to snuff.
His grades must be be brought up to snuff
Her deportment is not up to snuff.
by Lloyd Winburn April 25, 2006
mugGet the up to snuffmug.

1-up

1. An extra life(or extra man) that you need in order to progress through a video game. In fact, you'll need enough of these to make considerable progress. Especially if you suck at the game. 1-ups are usually risky and difficult to obtain as items.
2. Also can be another term for sexual intercourse. Shortened form of "1 dick up (one's) pussy or ass."
Damn, Mark sure has a such a quick reaction time and alot of luck to beat Mario Bros on his first time playing it. He beat the whole game singlehandedly without relying on any 1-ups he earned! Mario surely must be happily spending all those 1-ups on Princess Toadstool in bed at this time!

OR

Damn, Mark really sucks at Mario Bros! He can't even get past the first level no matter how many attempts and always uses up his 1-ups! Mario must surely be getting all his 1-ups back indabutt from Bowser in his dungeon at this time!





Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.
by Mark H July 21, 2005
mugGet the 1-upmug.

Turn Up

(v) getting wild or excessively crazy. Typically used in the context of a party.

It is normally followed by a prepositional phrase (For the party, In that place, On that hoe) and it is often used in the past tense (turned up). "Turning up" is almost never said.

As far as I can tell, it is the 2011 equivalent of what Getting Crunk was in the early 2k's and late 90's.
We turned up in Mr. Mitchell's class when he had a sub last week.

I turn up every weekend.
by WriterTag October 26, 2011
mugGet the Turn Upmug.

Wife'd up

When someone of either gender, suddenly in a short period of time, start dating another person. Then all of a sudden that's the only thing that matters. Or getting serious in a realtionship too quick.
everyone's getting wife'd up and moving away.

He's all wife'd up, he's not going to come out with us.
by LuckyLuvT7 November 6, 2007
mugGet the Wife'd upmug.

light up

U R jealous cuz UR jacket doesn't light up
by Rapture1 August 9, 2012
mugGet the light upmug.

Share this definition