PASSION UDDER

A real thirst quenching hunk of wet. Preferably a glass of water or Rubicon (flavour is up to you.)

Boy 1: Oi man, send me a suck on that passion udder.

Boy 2: Off to Saino’s G, i’ll grip a couple udders no doubt.

by Slickrickyoyo January 4, 2019

Crappers Uncertainty

The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.

I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.

by Zombleton Smith September 29, 2020

Blue udders

When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow

Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?

Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!

Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!

by Beefeth June 30, 2021

status.undead

really cool tiktok page with 3k fans yay!

"do you follow status.undead yet?"
"no shes stupid dumbass"

by statusundead October 11, 2021

literal udder

Used as an insult, describing someone who is poorly dressed, and at the same time has a bad haircut and smells funny. Not to be confused with its counterpart, udder, which is used to describe a mother mammals' underside.

"Did you see Zachary? The 15 year old, with ugly, urine colored hair?"
"Yeah, hes a literal udder. Used to be cool, now he cant be anything but a literal udder."

by BingBong,SonOfLingLong October 26, 2022

sig udder

a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"

udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!

most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!

i'm waiting for my sig udder
my sig udder is going to "turn me on"

by michael foolsley September 27, 2022

sig udder

"significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)

udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !

my sig udder is going to "grind the poison" out of me !

i'm waiting for my sig udder !

by michael foolsley September 27, 2022