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To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction
"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017
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Bean Meat

The outer layer of the clitoris, aka, The horizontal hood. The unused part of the vagina that has no feeling. Prerry much worthless to sexual pleasure. Some people feel the need to pierce this region.
Sometimes toiletpaper gets stuck in your bean meat.
by AmieCraver January 19, 2024
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Meat Clappers

When she has a fat ass
She got them meat clappers
by Vertex December 10, 2021
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Arkansas Boiled Meat

When a female attempts to have sex with a man at the end of her period but fails to mention she hasn't finished menstrating.
That bitch tried to give me some Arkansas Boiled Meat but I hit her with that red nosed dragon instead.
by Ke§ôP September 24, 2021
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Meat Head

A narcissist person, generally males, who are into aesthetics. A meat head usually cannot help but look at their reflection any chance they get. Meat heads are usually insecure and feel the need to put others down to feel better about them. They lack morals and common sense. These people feel as if they were someone to idolize and feel they are better than anyone else. Meat heads are usually jerks to women. Meat heads are very immature and self-centered. They care about no one else but themselves and do not care who they hurt as long as they get what they want.
Meat head: "Aye bro, dare me to get at this guy's girl."
by pinkunicornlove February 18, 2015
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Meat teaser

A girl who does erotic innuendoes which could include licking a lollipop sexually and slowly or eating erotic foods like corn hotdogs or bannanas
Wow man she ate a whole banana in one swallow talk about a meat teaser
by Sebfr26 September 11, 2016
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Heat Meat

Putting Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust all over your shaft and then having intercourse.
"Yeah, Rob came over last night and I got some heat meat. It was fun, except halfway through it felt like my vagina was on fire! I didn't really mind, to be honest..."
by vivsnake May 7, 2022
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