ticking time bomb

When you put both you balls sticking out through the top band of your underwhere and you tap them both with your palm causing the ticking time bomb

hey look
Ewwwwwwww
Kaboom bitch you just got ticking time bombed

by Frank The Tank1454 November 3, 2010

Reclaiming my Time

When you don't have time to listen to the rambling ravings of a witness, or even the end of a sentence.

"Have you stopped beating your wife?"
"That's not..."
"Reclaiming my time. Reclaiming my time. Reclaiming. My. Time."

by Stevarooni July 30, 2020

part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.

"Yo, I saw Travis get with that hamilton the other night, but he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."

by M Rockwell July 20, 2008

Keith Stalker Time

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.

Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!

Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....

Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!

Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket

Jack: FUUUU-

2 days later...

Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.

Luckly i saved the weed.

by bananas in yo mouth444 November 15, 2010

Happy-Fun-Time

Shitting in a garbage bag and then hitting someone in the face with the bag.

Nason pissed off Ryan, so Ryan shit in a bag and happy-fun-timed him.

by SoldierFinn44 May 21, 2014

TIME BOMB TEXT

Its when you send a bunch of your contacts a text(s) in the middle of the night and its there waiting for them when they wake up.

I sent all my contacts in my phone a TIME BOMB TEXT explaining that I got a new phone number at 2:am. The next morning my new phone was CELLIFIRED, becasue they text me so much to say they got it. A few of my contacts DEFUSEXTED while I was sending them out and I had to re send them, becuase they were still up.

by DEL415 September 25, 2010

Russian Time-Bomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 50% vodka and 50% Red-wine. Russians are usually the only people to drink this drink, as we all know. russians love there vodka

Bar tender: what can i get you sir?
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.

by Sloviak Argonian May 3, 2011