by farkeyew April 20, 2016
A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018
Simps and Sluts for Snyder is a group of 3 girls that have no filter and like to have fun. They don’t care what people think and they can pull any guy they want.
by kittygrace December 30, 2021
by nathan A. vizza December 14, 2020
A typical adult woman of the 'slutty' variety, however her sexual encounters are over in such a short time that they have been called "lightning fast". Not to be confused with lightning bug, because their rear ends rarely glow. This is a unique strategy for the experienced slut, as it allows her to have many more suitors in a short amount of time, therefore leveling up her experience as quickly as possible. However, it is not always intentional. Some lightning sluts have enough sex to be called a slut, but they are just bad at sex.
"I thought her experience would make her good, but she was totally a lightning slut, and for some reason her butt was glowing"
by Nayr Yarg June 12, 2014
by 10Billiondollargirl December 29, 2018
by chris_gatto17 September 12, 2017