Meat log

Every man has a meat log in their clothing waiting to be swallowed whole by the predatory women

Bro my meat log is hard so you should call your stepsister.

She’s 14

by Oofheadass October 20, 2019

Meat breaker

A man who DESTROYS grils pussys

I am the towns meat breaker

by Fram ursul October 20, 2019

Scritz Meat

A word your friend made you look up in middle school.

Hey Deigo, look up the word Scritz Meat!

by A_Drugged_Gopher October 21, 2019

Meat Cow

Chloe

"Look at that meat cow over there!"
"Yeah, her name is Chloe."

by ujhygtfrd October 22, 2019

expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019

Meat Flower

a sexual position in which a male will take an apple cutter and slice down the middle of his cock

James: after trying the meat flower bc my dad had to drive me to the hospital

Jacob: wow! how bad are the scars?

by bokchoychunghs October 28, 2019

Meat

1.) Dead animal pumped with hormones that are proven to change your mood upon digestion.

2.) Bad for you

3.) Flavored Animal Carcass

Person 1: “I’m craving a double cheeseburger. I love the greasy meat slices.”
Person 2: “You’re eating an animal.”
Person 1: “We are what we eat and I am indeed an animal.”

Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

by 420Bananas December 1, 2020