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jack off mentor

A jack off mentor is a guy, usually older, who teaches you how to have a cumgasm by beating your meat.
My favorite cousin, my jack off mentor, who is two years older than me, taught me now to beat my meat! I couldn't cum, but it felt good!
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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Jack off Jill

An apparently "girly" band that was awesome, but I am a fan and I am a male. Anyway, they were a Gothic Alternative Rock band was made up of mostly females. They broke up in late 2000 because of PMS problems or something. They have a music video of My Cat. And the former lead singer Jessicka formed another band in 2001 called Scarling, which is pretty good.
Jack Off Jill has the most hilarious band name.
by Prince Leviticus October 19, 2004
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Jack Dawson

A sexy guy. His Penis is 1 foot long and he is always having sex. He is smart and good at video games. He has never failed a class and he is always playing sports. He is 6 feet tall and irresistible.
Jack Dawson is very sexy.
by ABBY Scott!!! June 13, 2018
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ALIEN JACK

An alien named Jack, who has been trying to be a human since getting here. Finaly made it, only to find out huans all want to be an alien. Alien Jack thought humans knew what he knows about science,etc. He is still in shock from finding out he is also a human, but, likes human females which he calls WOs.


NOTE; ALIEN JACKS E-MAIL IS AVAILABLE TO ALL HUMANS AND ALIENS. HE OWNS THE URL
Alien Jack is in my body.
He creates science, math & poetry.
He is not afraid of Gurr Ants.
He is considered an Entity by the little eternial lights.
He appreciates the dark energy that is spinning us awaw from our black hole.
by Alien Jack February 3, 2005
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Jack someone off

Would you ever jack someone off?
by Definitions??? September 24, 2016
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back-to-back jacks

1. In baseball, when two consecutive batters each hit a home run.
2. The act is sitting back-to-back with someone, while giving each other reach-around manual stimulation.
1. "Dude, I went to the Orioles game last night and Roberts and Markakis hit back-to-back jacks!"
"What was the final score?"
"They lost 10-2."

2. Tom and Kevin had some drunken back-to-back jacks last night, claiming it's not gay if they can't see what they're doing
by Castrati July 25, 2011
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Colby Jack

Oscar is colby jack because his dad is Japanese and his mom is French.
by Mandamel September 5, 2008
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