Big John

Someone who parties with perkys

Once I heard that big John took a perky but fell down immediately

by John king1 February 11, 2019

John f Kennedy

Very open minded guy

Guy 1- Hey did you know John f Kennedy was the most open minded president
Guy 2- shut the fuck up tod

by The warm side of a pillow December 19, 2022

Ron John

The coolest man to ever exist. (He is "good" at math) Also he has commited 49 crimes in total 6 being rapes, 8 kidnappings and 35 murders.

He acts like Ron John.

by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024

John Tard

Meme

If you see John Tard you know its a meme.

by Tardsfanclub December 15, 2021

John Trevor Gregory

A mythical bing creature found in the depths of the bing community to summon use the phrase "Trump on top" or Dutton on top.

John Trevor stumpery Trump on top!.
John Trevor Gregory: ...

by John Trevor Stumpery February 18, 2024

John Bridged

When someone bends backwards and puts a females penis in his mouth

Bro I got John Bridged last night and she was so hot

by The John Bridge May 7, 2025

Johning

(Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.

I was johning so hard it broke my broom

by Marco Pole May 26, 2025