Lard Ass

Somebody who is so Fat that their Ass has become almost as big as the rest of their body

Look at that Lard Ass that is emmbarASSing

by Will181 September 12, 2009

Oscar Ass

When one takes a shit that resembles the characteristics of Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street (smell or color)

I just took a shit man it was some mad Oscar Ass

by C Biv July 7, 2010

Can's Ass

State in the United States of America otherwise known as Kansas. Known for its extreme religiosity, intolerance of gays, and political conservatism (excepting of course the massive farm subsidies given to the state by Uncle Sam).

Dorothy came from Can's Ass, but unlike her I am glad to be out of that barren cultural wasteland and cesspool.

by Bleep-bloop October 4, 2010

Flumping Ass

A Butt that is big and white and bounces alot when jumping.

Bkdavill: Hey Nick, you see that girls ass shaking?

Nick: Yeah but this chick over here has a Flumping Ass.

by Bkdavill August 24, 2010

Ass Fire

A severe pain in the anal region caused by prolonged periods of bicycle riding on an uncomfortable seat.

After cycling 60 miles his ass fire was so bad he said to the fireman, "I got a fire up inside my ass if you can put it out."

by thomasg1 April 28, 2009

Ass Croutons

butt crunchies. (see be-low)

She did a reach-around, and in so doing, came up with a handful of ass croutons.

by Phil-yah July 5, 2006

ass-muppet

A complete and total loser who spends his or her days jerking off to anime porn whilst eating potato chips and smearing the grease all over themselves. It is also a fat, lazy fuck with gravy stains all over his or her shirt who watches TV all day.

Clem wouldn't come out his room all day because he was whackin it to DBZ reruns; he is thus an ass-muppet

by DJClue77 May 2, 2006