Dick Door

The act of a male going to the toilet to urinate(and sometimes pooing) and instead of washing his hands when finished, he instead exits the toilet and uses the same hand that was used to hold his junk(or wipe his ass) to also open doors. This leaves traces of his dick particles on all door handles he has touched for others to come along and touch.

Carlos: Eewww, I just saw Thiago leave the toilet before me without washing his hands and then re-enter the office building.
Geoff: Did he turn the door handle to get back in?
Carlos: Yeah!
Geoff: What a cunt! That's Dick door. Make sure you desanitize your hands

by Big Kahuna Burgers January 6, 2012

Tina dick

This is when someone's dick won't get hard because they've done too much meth. Usually accompanied with insatiable desire to try to get it hard and they proceed to jerk off for 8 hours trying to make happen.

That bitch has been up all night partyin and has tina dick.

by beendairrdondat February 6, 2010

Dick Tracy

What to call yourself when you are tracing your own penis.

Your roommate, Trent: "Dude!!!! What in the fuck are you doing?!!? In MY room?!? Naked?!?! With MY markers and construction paper?!?!?"

You: "Shhhh...this is some Dick Tracy shit... calm down Trent."

by bigbadmama June 7, 2011

suck dick

1. to curry favor from one of higher authority; kiss ass, brown-nose

2. to express vicarious pleasure to a person on the occasion of success; praise, commend.

1. "I aced that class."

"Yeah right man, everyone knows you were sucking the professor's dick for that A."

2. "I can't believe we got the machine to work. Good job, everyone."

"Well let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet. We still have a long way to go."

by s&k 'dik October 22, 2003

Dick Skinner

The implements (one's hands) used to mastrubate with.

Keep your dick skinner's off my pie.

by Rick April 23, 2003

Dick Cheney

His first name says it all.

Dick Cheney is exactly what his first name indicates.

by [e-mail] April 30, 2008

Dick Wipe

The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.

Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dick wipe that little bitch.

by Jebby, PresTeeJ May 21, 2008