Guilty cheese log

A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.

Last night Greg gave Sidney the most gnarly guilty cheese log

by Jeemfeezy June 12, 2018

Cheesed in his van

This is when you do sexual activities in a car and you use this phrase to indicate that you or your partner has reached an orgasm. Could be used in present or past tense, also all genders are included as well.

Me: have you cheesed in his van?

Person: well, where else would I? His parents are home all the time.

by Holyferret June 17, 2018

Black Mac and cheese

Mac and cheese, but made by a black person.

Christina- “Do you like Mac and cheese?”
Alexa- “No but I love black Mac and cheese.”

by lexilulu1777 July 23, 2018

Blue cheese waterbed

When you fart in shower and curtain it to masterbate.

The water was cold, so i hit the blue cheese waterbed.

by indigo pup September 10, 2018

Smol Cheese Baby

A literal smol guy, pretty ting, super cheese.

Mmm yeah smol cheese baby, pretty ting.

by LaRelampagablanca3004 January 12, 2021

Cream Cheese Baby

The substance left 24 hours after a female ingests the "Day-After" pill.

So my GF took this pill to take care of that accident the other night. It was nasty, but she is still hot so its cool! She cried and called it her cream cheese baby.

by Captain Duder March 23, 2009

Big Cheese Face

A polite insult. Going up to your friend and say "you big cheese face" Them not knowing what it was, just going along thinking it was a comlipment. Stupid people.

Leslie- You BIG cheese face.

Gorgia- Um.. Yeah. Wanna go to the mall later?

by Luzerface March 3, 2007