Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”

Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.

by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023

Water Coma

When you drink so much water to the point where standing becomes uncomfortable; you double over and feel the need to lie down, and your stomach hurts. Feels similar to a food coma, and easier to accomplish when you have already eaten food.

I think I drank wayyyy too much water and now I have a water coma.

by Bamberga September 7, 2022

fresh water mariner

An individual with a substantial amount of book knowledge but little to no experience in practical application of that knowledge.

This fresh water mariner may act like he can ride a dirt track, but it's obvious from seeing his lap times he's just watched a lot of YouTube videos.

by Fred Honcho August 21, 2016

Water Sausage

A derogatory term used to refer to cucumbers.

“I asked for a proper sandwich, not one filled with soggy lettuce and those vile water sausages.”

by ColonistDeme April 15, 2025

Wade in the water

Slave song

Slave 1: MASA IS COMING!!

Slave 2 Sings: “You got to wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children. Wade in the water, children.”

by DogWalker325 March 14, 2024

West Philly Water Fountain

pouring water into a stripper/hookers asshole, from which they proceed to fart or shart, spewing the water out ready for drinking.

She gave me a really good West Philly Water Fountain

by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024

Supreme Water

It is the best water you have tasted it is so good you will get hard instantly if you are a boy you grow 1000000 in and girl nothing. After you drink it you will be the strongest person in the world and can do anything you put your mind to.

That Supreme Water was amazing.

by NNHappy December 16, 2024