waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.

James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.

by Flakey Niblet July 11, 2017

Meat Waggin'

A meat wagon is an ambulance. Meat Waggin' is something else entirely!

"I refuse to go anywhere with my meat waggin' like a dog's tail!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 11, 2023

Dog meat sanga

A grimsby sanga most commonly found at low grade golf clubs/courses.

“Hey brother ill grab a couple of cans and that dog meat sanga thanks mate”

by Adzyhaz January 14, 2022

meat volcano

A human male's penis in the action of dispersing semen.

Tim had a problem with his meat volcano always firing blanks.

by GaryTheCabbage July 31, 2017

Mississippi Meat Pie

5 dudes and 1 chick in a sexual relationship

Carl and the boys had a Mississippi meat pie with Candice after her shift

by Mike Cocknballs November 22, 2020

meat change

meat change was a revolutionized way for the meat packing industry to profit while keeping products at low prices for customers the idea was introduced in 2021 by Seema and Ryan wanting some meat to eat but it was too expensive so they went to the internet to lobby and now we need your help to bring meat change near you.

Did you hear about meat change it’s so cool we got some cheap ass fire jerky thanks to meat change.

by Rbylat01 March 28, 2021

Happy Meat

first you and your squad unite around a piece of raw pig meat, then you stab that meat for every dude,. then you rape the frick out of the meat. when your done with the meat, cook it and make a feast out of it

Dude 1: Dude that Happy meat was awsome
Dude 2: and tasty!

by Eigil221 February 28, 2019