water

another word for beer or an alcoholic drink.

"Man im so gone off this shit."
"Yea? Pass me the water."

by fcknessa October 7, 2009

Tap Water

Krusty ass dirty ass fuckin water

Damn that Tap Water tasted like your grandmas pussy
Oh really? Wait how do you know that

by MyAS$ August 30, 2019

Waters Law

Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.

Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.

by anonymous May 4, 2023

Water King

Water Kinging (wkg for short) is copying effortlessly.

This phrase can be used to say that something or someone is the walmart version of someone else and it can also be used to describe someone or who has cheated. The origins of the expression can be traced back to the creation of the "company" Water King (wkg), known for its high prices for bad products, lack of originality and clear desire to be the next "Supreme" or "Wlkn".

My teacher saw me water kinging during my exam so he gave me 0%.
Trippie Red is water kinging of Lil Uzi Vert.

by Lil Champ December 12, 2017

boiling your water

what you do before having angry sex

oh girl imma boil your water right now

sorry i was busy boiling my girls water ;)
i want to be boiling your water right now

by chicken nugshshgaaak August 31, 2017

Brit in the Water

A person who completely fails at playing musical instruments they touch. They are usually Band Kids, Choir Kids, or Drama Club Kids

Person A: Fails at playing guitar
Person B: Wow, he’s like a Brit in the Water

by StarBiscuit February 17, 2023

Hotdog water

A wax cartridge that is very oily and looks like hit dog water

Yo that carts wax, that shit some hotdog water

by Gabethebabe01 July 3, 2019