dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

me-time hand

The hand used for masturbating.

You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?

by Bill.yeg January 2, 2019

wandering hand

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands" With Hanna, She would not stop getting wet.

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands"

by DrunkenValor April 28, 2016

one hand date

It's a secret word for boys. You use it when you have to say Jerkoff

Friend: Do you want to do something later?
You: No, I got a One hand date

by TheGodOfNickNames January 17, 2019

sister slam hands (ssh)

To knock a bitch out ;)

Meghan: I'm about to sister slam hands (SSH) with Samantha tomorrow.
Tohmas: OMG. REALLY? Why!!

by ┌П┐(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) November 24, 2018

National Hold Hands With A Gay Day

April 19th is national hold hands with a gay person day.

National hold hands with a gay day:
i held hands with my gay friend, he hated it

by badbitty4real April 19, 2021

heavey hand

Heavey Hand , the hand goes up for the "pimp slap" when at the peak it shall fall into the "slap" with gravitational force. Ones practiced heavy hands is enough to find out if recipients are ready to fight or learn how.

When Susan talks back the first time, she gets a (stern) look from Hailey. When Susan yelled at Hailey, Hailey laid the heavy hand down so hard Susan slept. Definition- Heavey Hand , the hand goes up for the "pimp slap" when at the peak it shall fall into the "slap" with gravitational force.

by J. Lab guy January 7, 2024