Peruvian Paint Party

When a man shits on a woman, then uses his cock to paint the feces all over the woman's body.

hey babe are you up for a Peruvian paint party tonight?

by Urbancowboy201 June 6, 2017

Third Party Vote

Something good and/or important that is proudly yet carelessly thrown away by someone. Just like throwing away your vote with an actual Third Party Vote. Can also be phrased "Voting Third Party" where applicable.

Giving up that great career opportunity for some stupid bias you have is just like a Third Party Vote.

by TheFiend138 June 16, 2016

ghetto smash party

When you and your friends decide to have a party but only invite prostitutes and pay them with fake money. Once you're done you tell them to get lost and then order pineapple and ham pizza because it fucking sucks.

Then you all start wailing on each other and breaking everything in the house.
The party ends with the smallest guy getting on the coffee table and shitting the biggest turd he can.
It should be noted that there is no alcohol involved in these events. Just orange juice. But not from concentrate. Cause fuck that shit.

Dude I wanna go to your ghetto smash party. Is it still on?
Of course bro you're always welcome but I haven't sorted out the prostitutes yet..
No worries bro there's loads down the street where I live!
Alright sorted :)

by leakywheelbarrow April 6, 2020

apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.

Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

rubber dubber party

A rubber dubber party is a slang word for a party where lots of sexual acts occur, especially the fingering act . It is used in the contents of secrecy , or when you dont want an adult to know what you are talking about.

-you been invited to joe's party?
-yeahh, ive heard it is a rubber dubber party!
-shhhh! My parents are upstairs.
-dont be silly, they dont know what 'rubber dubber' means?!?
-oh yeahh... Arnt i a silly fool!

by astronomer July 19, 2012

We Start Partys

One of the most amazing bands ever which include Ben Hawthorne, Dave Sully, Elys Sargunar & Matt Jenkinson. They're from Bristol. Newcastle think they should definitely come back soon. They are the most lovely bunch of lads aswell!

I went to see We Start Partys on the 26th of May 2011 at the Ourzone Tour. They were amazing!

by IStartPartys. October 11, 2011

Russian Party Cracker's

Russian party cracker's, or RPC, is a game usually played at celibratory events.
To play Russian party cracker's, you need to get 2 standard issue confetti style poppers.
Tie the 2 trigger strings together, then challenge your friend or colleague to a game of Russian party cracker's.

Each contestant is to take the barrel of their popper and aim it at their face. Then on the count of three you pull your barrel or end, as you would with a traditional christmas cracker, and the victor is declared to be the one who's face is not covered in confetti.

Other variants include Spicy Russian party cracker's, in order to play this variant you need to load the barrel containg the confetti with hot sauce.

Ahhhhh daaaaammmnnn, I got done in the eye again whilst playing Russian party cracker's.

by JAMBALLZ September 21, 2011