National Sex Day

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Sex Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.

Honey, today is National Sex Day! Let's fuck!!!

by E-Dog1209 June 11, 2015

snow day roulette

A dangerous game of chance in which a student chooses not to do any of his homework, counting on the next day of school being a snow day.

The term comes from Russian Roulette.

"Dude you got the math homework?"

"Dude...it's snowing out...I'm playin snow day roulette, baby."

by Andy Hall February 28, 2005

Womb Eviction Day

Slang for Birthday. Said in place of "Happy Birthday".

Brad: Yo man happy Womb Eviction Day!
Mitch: Thanks for remembering man.

by Hugh Jardon III March 28, 2009

Beat a Weeb Day

Beat a Weeb Day is a very well known holiday worldwide, It's celebrated on January 21st

Beating a Weeb on Beat a Weeb Day is completely legal.

Me: Hey John! look at that weeb let's beat the shit out of him!
John: Good idea, let's beat him up!
Police Officer: Hey! you two stop attacking him!
Me: But Officer, it's Beat a Weeb Day today!
Police Officer: Alright sorry I didn't know it's today, you two have fun beating that weeb.

by AnimeWeebdestroyer69 November 20, 2020

National homie day

Everyday. Everyday is homie day.

Girlfriend: why can't we hang out today
Me: it's National homie day

Girlfriend: when isn't it national homie day
Me: never. Everyday is national homie day

by Envy1211 October 24, 2020

highlight of my day

The best part of your day. Something that you really enjoyed.

Going out to lunch with my friends was the highlight of my day.

by eggiest September 6, 2016

Day Bow Bow

That song from the eighties!

It goes... "Day Bow Bow... Day Bow Bow... Ohhhh Yeah..."

Person 1: Have you heard that song from the eighties?

Person 2: Which song from the eighties?

Person 1: Day Bow Bow

Person 2: What the hell is Day Bow Bow?

Person 1: You know, that song that goes, Day Bow Bow... Day Bow Bow... Ohhh Yeah...

by St. Chambo March 12, 2011