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Mr. Cat

The nicest kitty in the whole wide world. He loves shrimpy shrimp.
Who’s a nice mr. cat?
by Moe moog January 4, 2020
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Dude, did my cat do that to your couch?
by )ĽŒĞÂŃ ŔÅĐƏŃ January 27, 2019
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Cats usually pee and poop everywhere and vomit and hair balls everywhere ( I know this cause I have 3) and they may only love u because u feed them and stroke them because they’re absolute idiots but they aren’t that bad. But I don’t think u should get one if that why ur here dogs are better or bunny’s but that is my opinion go aheAd
Me: please don’t hairball all over me

My cat ( bobby) : * throws up and hair balls at the same time on my duvet*

Me: f**** you
by Mychihuahua_olly November 10, 2019
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"look its a cat!"

"thats just rui kamishiro"
by tsukasa tenma October 23, 2023
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Cats in need

an extreme hangover which makes you feel like your stomach is infact dancing a merry jig and trying to escape from your mouth and/or chest much like in aliens.
"ahhhhh man i feel like ass i cant hack this car ride meet me at cats in need"

"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"

"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"
by Robin Pierce April 6, 2008
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color cycling cat

The only magical cat you can get during Samhain. It's what you get when you cross a chamelion and a black cat. It has chromatophores in its fur which enable it to change to bright hues, including hot pink and day-glo green. Compare to horse of a different color.
In the Ozarks there's a electronics wizard that has a color cycling cat.
Deliah had a hard time finding her color cycling cat after she set down her hunting vest.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
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House Cat

A house cat refers to an individual living in a Bubble with no understand of the world outside of there house ( bubble ) how the house was build, what evolution it took for the infrastructure to create and maintain the house.

A house cat lives in and benefits from the Luxury of modern technology and culture whilst also shaming the outside world that provided it.

A house cat will try to dismiss insult and shame individuals in the outside world through a window without ever having stepped out there own echo chamber.

A house cat is oblivious to anything past what they can comprehend through there own window.
You have no idea how ecenomics works stop being a house cat.
by Resilientbydesign July 6, 2022
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