cat swapping

The act of switching from your girlfriend to her best friend in an attempt to get off during sex.

“Cat swapping” has caused my girlfriend to break up with me and her best friend is somehow pregnant

by Drowned Cereal May 09, 2024

iPad cat

a cat that has seen so many videos and/or games for cats that they try to tap/play with any screen they see and are no longer engaged by regular cat toys. they need to play with a screen to stay entertained, much like an iPad kid.

friend: “why is your cat pawing at your phone screen?”
me: “I showed him too many cat videos and he became an iPad cat”

by kskaps January 22, 2023

Turkish tomb cat

someone who only has one purpose and is pugly

you're a Turkish tomb cat.

by shorrn October 13, 2022

cat revenge

when your cat decides to sleep on the clothes you layed out and for some reason is shedding more than any other cat alive at the moment. probably because you made it mad at one point or another.

when you ignore your cat and it lays on your clothes.-cat revenge

by That-Ninja October 28, 2009

porch cat

Much like a porch monkey, labeling/insulting chiggers instead of niggers.

"Look at that porch cat, eating rice, reppin' the NY hat thinking he's tough shit"

by WilkieWeagle September 14, 2008

Chile Cat

A statue of a chili cat, but chili is spelled like chile.

"Have you seen the chili statue?"
"Yea, its actually pronounced chile, not chili."
"Oh, so its pronounced Chile Cat, Ok."

by r2eh July 26, 2021

Oreo The Cat

My fursona I use online

Oreo the cat ate a child

by OreoTheIdiot December 22, 2023