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can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that
ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls
by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022
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stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.
“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”
by flatwaterbottle June 3, 2022
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Up your date

When something or someone is up your arse.

It can be literally or figuratively.

If someone is tailgating you they are up your date.
"This bloody Ford Ranger is driving up your date man."
by SawaDough June 5, 2022
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me and you should date

Person a: yo me and you should date

person b: yo that's factual information
by ballseiwhfrhqeifph June 28, 2022
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why you should date black dudes

Because once you go black you will never go back , they way better than yk (no disrespect to white nikkas ) they gone make sure you good at all times, they don’t cheat, they good at all sports, they don’t lie, they know how to use seasoning and they just look better overall , talm bout that nice chocolate skin ouweeee!!
i think raegan should start talking to jay

why you should date black dudes
by blackkkk23 November 19, 2022
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August 28 National date a hooper day

Date someone who plays basketball 🏀
It’s august 28 national date a hooper day. you play basketball “yeah” let’s date
by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022
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The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023
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