John the soft sword

Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.

JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?

by GoBlueMrBrightside December 7, 2023

Curiosity killed the Lil John John

When someone wants to know about another buisness out of curiosity

Yeah i knew someone named icey he was real curious till he found out why Curiosity killed the Lil John John

by Just facts for the mind December 8, 2023

John

People with this name somehow manage to look like every single zoo animal all at once. They also have a tail.

"Let's go to the zoo!"

"Why, we already have a John!"

by JohnHater6942069 December 11, 2023

john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it

john: ‘pours a crap pint’

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “

by Pscho beech December 11, 2023

John Carlos Knight

This guy thinks he his a sigma, he plays with children and he thinks he's the hottest guy on earth

did you hear about what John Carlos Knight did to that little girl

by John Carlos Knight December 12, 2023

John

A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.

That dude is such a John.

by Austin Penwhite December 12, 2023

John Racism

John Racism, the inventor of racism, grew up in Mobile, Alabama, in the early 1700s. One day he stumbled across his very first black person and was fascinated at the pigment in their skin. From that day forward he dedicated his life to hating everyone based on the color of their skin and he made it known that in his mind, people with the same white skin as him, her higher in status then every other skin color. The people of his hometown all loved this idea due to them also having white skin. The word quickly spread amongst the white world and this amassed something of a cult following for John. To honor his name, the action of hating someone based off their color garnered his last name “Racism”. Although John may not have known it at the time, he would go on to have the biggest impact on this world, splitting it into a war of which race would end up on top.

Aaron: “Racism is such a bizarre concept, if it wasn’t for John Racism, I would have been felt more comfortable with the color of my skin”

Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”

by Saucy Spoon December 12, 2023